Chi-Chi-Chi-Chia!

I'm a Chia Pet!
Two weeks ago, my hair started to hurt. What hair? A bit of my hair survived eight rounds of chemo, but not enough hair to sport the
G. I. Jane look.
The sensitivity was annoying and I attributed it to another weird Taxol side effect.
Wrong!
My hair's coming back in true Chia Pet fashion. Except it's not green and leafy. Oh, and the doggy pictured here has way more "hair" than me.
Do you know how many famous Chia Pets there are? My head will join the ranks of icons like Homer Simpson and even President Obama!
My family is enjoying watching their Chia Pet's hair grow. Too, I have my own secret formula that I spray on my head and "watch it grow!"